Ine imba yekutambira mafirimu, Aga ine magonhi masere, denga redehwe, ziso rine mativi egoridhe, chitofu chakavhurika, uye terevhizheni dzakaputsika pamadziro. Vanyori vedu vanoshanyira hofori inopenya iri pamahombekombe akanaka eLake Awe.
Yaiva manheru ane zuva rakanaka pamahombekombe akanaka eLoch Awe, mukati meScotland Highlands, uye chimwe chinhu chaipenya seri kwemiti. Mumugwagwa une guruva wakakombama, tichipfuura maeka emiti yemipaini yakasvibira, takasvika panzvimbo isina miti apo mapoka ematombo matema akabuda munzvimbo iyi sematombo, achipenya muchiedza nemativi awo akaomarara, sekunge akacherwa kubva muchinhu chinobva mukristaro.
"Yakafukidzwa nemaTV akapwanyika," akadaro Merrickel, muvaki weimwe yenhare dzisina kujairika dzakavakwa muArgyll kubvira kuma1600. "Takafunga nezvekushandisa mapepa egirini kuti chivako chitaridzike semurume wekumaruwa akapfeka tweed akamira pagomo. Asi takazoona kuti mutengi wedu anovenga TV zvakanyanya sei, saka zvinhu izvi zvakaita sezvakanaka kwaari."
Kubva kure, inotaridzika sedombo guru, kana kuti Harlem, sezvavanoidana pano. Asi paunosvika pachinhu ichi chine grey guru, madziro acho akafukidzwa nemabhuroko egirazi akadzokororwa kubva kumagirazi ekare e cathode ray tube. Zvinoita sekunge yakacherwa kubva mu e-waste geologic layer yeramangwana, dhaka rinokosha kubva munguva yeAnthropocene.
Iyi ndeimwe yenzvimbo dzakawanda dzinoshamisa dzeimba iyi ine 650 square-meter, yakagadzirwa sebhuku rehupenyu hwevatengi David naMargaret, vane mhuri yevana vatanhatu nevazukuru vatanhatu. "Zvinogona kuita seumbozha kuva neimba yakakura seizvi," akadaro David, nyanzvi yezvemari, uyo akandiratidza makamuri ekurara manomwe, rimwe rawo rakagadzirwa sekamuri rekurara revazukuru rine mibhedha misere. "Asi tinoizadza nguva dzose."
Kufanana nedzimba zhinji dzemakuva, zvakatora nguva yakareba kuvaka. Vaviri ava, avo vaigara muQuarier's Village pedyo neGlasgow kwemakore mazhinji, vakatenga nzvimbo iyi ine mahekita makumi mana (maeka zana) muna 2007 ne£250,000 mushure mekuiona papeji rekuwedzera remba mupepanhau remuno. Iyi ivhu rekare reForestry Commission nemvumo yekuvaka imba. "Vakauya kwandiri nemufananidzo weimba yamambo ine mukurumbira," akadaro Kerr. "Vaida imba ine masikweya 12,000 square-foot ine pasi pemapati makuru nenzvimbo yemuti weKisimusi une masikweya 18. Yaifanira kunge yakaenzana."
Nzvimbo yaKerr, Denizen Works, haisiyo nzvimbo yekutanga yaunotarisa imba yehumambo itsva. Asi akakurudzirwa neshamwari mbiri, zvichibva paimba yemazuva ano yaakagadzirira vabereki vake pachitsuwa cheTire muHebrides. Makamuri akawanda akavakwa pamatongo epurazi akahwina mubairo weGrand Designs Home of the Year muna 2014. "Takatanga nekutaura nezvenhoroondo yezvivakwa zveScotland," akadaro Kerr, "kubva kumabrooches eIron Age [dzimba dzakaita sedzakaoma dzematombo] uye shongwe dzekudzivirira kusvika kuna Baron Pyle naCharles Rennie Mackintosh. Makore masere gare gare vakawana imba isina kuenzana zvakanyanya, hafu yehukuru, isina pasi pevhu."
Kusvika kwacho kwakangoerekana kwaitika, asi chivako ichi chinoratidza mweya wegomo wakasimba unonzwa wakafanana nenzvimbo yacho. Chakamira padziva chine nzvimbo yakasimba yekudzivirira, senhare yakasimba, sekunge chakagadzirira kudzinga boka revapanduki. Kubva kumadokero, unogona kuona kurira kweshongwe, muchimiro cheturret yakasimba yemamita gumi (yakasiyana nepfungwa dzakajairika, yakashongedzwa nehoro yemafirimu), nezvimwe zvakawanda mumipata yemahwindo nemachamfer akadzika. Kune zviratidzo zvakawanda zvenhare pamadziro.
Chikamu chemukati chekucheka, chakachekwa nemazvo neganda resimbi, chinomiririrwa nezvidimbu zvidiki zvegirazi, sekunge chiri kuburitsa chinhu chakapfava chemukati. Kunyangwe chakavakwa kubva pafuremu yemapuranga yakagadzirwa kare ndokuzoputirwa nematombo esimbi, Kerr anotsanangura chimiro chacho se "chakavezwa kubva pabhuroko rakasimba", achipa mashoko kumuimbi wechiBasque Eduardo Chillida, ane zvifananidzo zvemabhuru zvemakubhiki, zviri zvikamu zvakavezwa, zvakapa kurudziro. Ichionekwa kubva kumaodzanyemba, imba iyi imba yakadzika yakavakirwa pachimiro, ine makamuri ekurara ari pedyo nerutivi rwerudyi, uko kune minda yetsanga kana madhamu madiki ekusefa mvura yakasviba kubva mumatangi emvura inoyerera.
Chivako chacho chakamukomberedza neunyanzvi zvisingaonekwe, asi vamwe vachiri kushamisika. Pakatanga kuburitswa mifananidzo yake munhau dzemuno, vaverengi havana kuzeza. “Zvinoita sebenzi. Zvinovhiringidza uye hazvina musoro,” akanyora mumwe wavo. “Zvese zvinoita seAtlantic Wall muna 1944,” akadaro mumwe. “Ndinotsigira kuvaka kwemazuva ano,” akanyora mumwe wavo paFacebook group yemuno, “asi zvinoita sechimwe chinhu chakagadzirwa nemwanakomana wangu mudiki muMinecraft.”
Cole akanga asingazununguki. "Zvakakonzera gakava rakanaka, chinhu chakanaka," akadaro, achiwedzera kuti imba yaTyree pakutanga yakaitawo zvakafanana. David anobvumirana nazvo achiti: "Hatina kuigadzira kuti tifadze vamwe vanhu. Izvi ndizvo zvataida."
Kunaka kwavo kwakasiyana zvachose, sezvakaratidzwa mukati. Kuwedzera pakuvenga kwavo terevhizheni, vaviri ava vakashorawo kicheni ine zvese zvinodiwa. Mukicheni huru, hapana chimwe chinhu kunze kwekamuri hombe reAga rine magonhi masere rakatenderedzwa nemadziro esimbi isina tsvina, kaunda, uye kabhineti yechikafu yakafukidzwa nesirivha. Zvinhu zvinoshanda - sinki, muchina wekugezesa ndiro, sideboard - zvakavharirwa mukicheni diki kune rumwe rutivi, uye firiji ine firiji iri mukamuri rekushandisa kune rumwe rutivi rweimba. Zvirinani, mukaka wekofi unobatsira pakuverenga matanho.
Pakati peimba pane horo hombe iri pakati peimba ine urefu hwemamita matanhatu. Iyi inzvimbo yemitambo ine madziro akazara nemahwindo asina kurongeka zvakanaka ayo anopa maonero kubva pachikuva chiri pamusoro, kusanganisira dhinda diki rakakura semwana. "Vana vanoda kumhanya," akadaro David, achiwedzera kuti masitepisi maviri eimba iyi anoita kuti pave nekufamba kwakatenderera.
Muchidimbu, chikonzero chikuru chinoita kuti imba iyi ive yakakura ndechekuti igare muti mukuru weKisimusi unotemwa kubva musango gore rega rega woiswa mufunnel pasi (uchafukidzwa nechifukidziro chebhuronzi chesimbi). Maburi akatenderera akafanana ari padenga, akafukidzwa nemashizha egoridhe, anopinza chiedza chinodziya mukamuri hombe, nepo madziro akafukidzwa nemaplaster evhu akasanganiswa netsanga dzegoridhe kuti apenye zvishoma.
Pasi pekongiri yakakweshwa panewo zvidimbu zvidiki zvegirazi izvo, kunyangwe pamazuva ane madota, zvinounza kupenya kwemadziro ekunze mukati. Ipfungwa yakanaka yekutangira imba inopenya zvikuru isati yamboshongedzwazve: nzvimbo yekuchengetera whiskey, bhawa rakavharirwa rakafukidzwa nemhangura yakatsvuka. "Rosebank ndiyo yandinonyanya kufarira," anodaro David, achitaura nezvenzvimbo yekutengesera doro yemhando ye "single malt" yakavharwa muna 1993 (kunyangwe ichavhurwazve gore rinouya). "Chinondifadza ndechekuti pabhodhoro rega rega randinonwa, pane bhodhoro rimwe chete pasi rose."
Kunaka kwevaviri ava kunosvika pamidziyo. Mamwe emakamuri aya akagadzirwa zvakananga zvichibva pamifananidzo yakarairwa neSouthern Guild, imba yekushongedza ine magadzirirwo emhando yepamusoro iri muCape Town, South Africa. Semuenzaniso, imba yekudyira refu ine mapuranga yaifanira kusanganiswa netafura yesimbi nhema yemamita mana yakatarisana nedziva. Inovhenekerwa nechandelier inoshamisa yedema negrey ine masipoki marefu anofambiswa, anoyeuchidza minondo kana nyanga dzakachinjika, dzinogona kuwanikwa muhoro dzenhare ine mukurumbira.
Saizvozvowo, imba yekutandarira yakagadzirwa yakakomberedza sofa hombe yeganda yakaita seL yakatarisana kwete neTV asi nechoto chikuru chakavhurika, chimwe chezvina zviri mumba. Imwe nzvimbo yechoto inogona kuwanikwa panze, ichigadzira nzvimbo inotonhorera papatio yepasi, ine mumvuri wakaderera kuitira kuti ugone kudziya uchitarisa mamiriro ekunze "akaoma" kubva mudziva.
Dzimba dzekugezera dzinoramba dzakagadzirwa nemhangura yakashongedzwa, kusanganisira imwe ine mabhavhu maviri ari pedyo - ane rudo asi anonyanya kufarirwa nevazukuru vanoda kutamba vachiona kuratidzwa kwavo padenga remhangura rine girazi. Kune zvakawanda zvehupenyu hwavo munzvimbo diki dzekugara mumba, dzakagadzirwa nedehwe repepuru kubva kuMuirhead tannery (mutengesi wedehwe kuHouse of Lords and Concord).
Ganda racho rinotosvika padenga reraibhurari, uko mabhuku anosanganisira raDonald Trump rinonzi How to Get Rich naWinnie the Pooh's Return to the Hundred Acre Wood, akapihwa zita renzvimbo iyi. Asi zvese hazvisirizvo zvazvinoita. Achidzvanya musana webhuku, munguva isingatarisirwi yekunyepedzera kwaScooby-Doo, bhokisi rese remabhuku rinotenderera, richiratidza kabhineti yakavanzwa shure kwayo.
Neimwe nzira, izvi zvinopfupikisa chirongwa chose: imba iyi ipfungwa yakasiyana-siyana yemutengi, ichiumba huremu hwenzvimbo dzakakwirira dziri kunze uye ichivanza mufaro wekusetsa, hunhu hwakaipa uye huipi huri mukati. Edza kusarasika munzira yako yekuenda kufiriji.